Frayeur
By slayerboy42 - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By slayerboy42 - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By mooustique - 20/12/2014 04:25 - Irlande
By Anonyme - 08/12/2014 21:10 - France - Paris
By lafritedenoel - 07/12/2014 13:30 - France - Paris
By Panormal_Activity - 06/11/2014 10:40 - France - La Mulati?re
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je tiens à préciser que je n'ai rien contre les polonais, ni contre personnes d'ailleurs ! Le fait qu'il se soit mis torse nu, c'était pour montrer ses différents tatouages qu'il avait sur le torse, le dos et les bras. Il m'a aussi expliqué qu'il se devait de me protéger car selon lui, historiquement, la France est venu en aide à son pays. Et pour l'alcool je n'ai pas d'explications !