By Shimshi - 12/10/2015 17:32 - Suisse - Martigny
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By oulala75 - 17/05/2015 14:00 - France
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By PsychomotPoWer - 29/10/2014 21:59 - France - Marseille
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Bonsoir à tous, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM et je tiens à apporter quelques précisions afin de couper court à toute tergiversions. Je travaille depuis plus d'un an auprès des personnes âgées atteintes de la maladie d'Alzheimer, afin d'assurer leur autonomie dans la vie quotidienne par le biais de différentes activités et médiations dont cette sortie fait parti. Je travaille également à créer de nouveaux apprentissages chez eux parce que oui oui, même quand on a Alzheimer on peut continuer à apprendre ! ;-) Il est donc bien évident que ce rire n'était en rien moqueur, mais bien amusé de la situation. En effet, cette dame ne s'en souvenait plus le lendemain, mais vu la manière chaleureuse dont elle m'accueille je suis persuadée qu'il reste malgré tout quelque chose de cette journée... :-) Merci à tous pour vos super commentaires qui m'ont a mon tour bien fait rire, et dédicace à tous les collègues Psychomot qui sont passés par là, VDP ! ;-)
By Anonyme - 10/10/2014 16:00 - France - Domont
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Hey! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM (je suis très étonnée de la voir acceptée d'ailleurs mais c'est une bonne surprise ^_^). Merci pour vos petits commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rigolé! Pour ceux qui veulent des précisions, je suis amicalement surnommée ainsi car je passe réellement inaperçu (je ne fais peu/pas de bruit, je suis très très timide, je me déplace très vite en silence...) et qui plus est j'ai un goût prononcé pour les habits noirs donc ce petit sobriquet était tout trouvé! Quant à ma mère je pensais qu'elle allait tout de suite comprendre vu qu'elle s'était intéressée au Japon au point d'apprendre le japonais! Mais elle m'a avoué avoir eu cette confusion quand un de mes petits cousins lui avait demandé, lors d'une visite dans un aquarium, s'il y avait des tortues ninja dans un des magasins de l'aquarium avec les figurines d'autres petits animaux, donc et elle était partie du principe qu'une tortue Ninja était une cousine aux tortues Luth et aux tortues de mer ^_^ Heureusement j'ai pu combler cette petite lacune! Allez pour fêter ça, rien ne vaut une bonne pizza! ;)