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By chadebloque - 22/10/2015 22:36 - France
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By chadebloque - 22/10/2015 22:36 - France
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Effectivement, comme certains l'ont deviné, je suis plutôt jeune (14 ans), et quelque peu désordonnée. Pour ceux qui ne comprendraient pas en quoi ceci est une VDM, je vais vous donner quelques détails supplémentaires, et j'espère que vous comprendrez. En fait, j'étais sensée aller voir un chanteur assez peu connu. (Yéyé Liquini) Je ne vis pas très bien ma période d'adolescence, et ses chansons, ses paroles me font du bien. C'est un homme que j'aime beaucoup, car il m'a beaucoup aidé. Et là, j'apprends qu'il passe en concert à 30 minutes de chez moi. Chouette, je vais pouvoir m'y rendre seule ! Manque de bol, le concert est annulé dans cette ville, mais reporté dans une autre. Qui se trouve fort beaucoup loin, et n'étant pas majeure, j'ai besoin d'un adulte ayant le permis, pour m'y emmener, car la ville se trouve à 2h de route de chez moi. Après efforts et efforts, mon père accepte de m'emmener. Je lui avais fait écouter quelques chansons, et il sous-entendait tout le temps que c'était de la grosse m****. Donc la VDM, c'est surtout qu'après avoir perdu mes sous, m'être pris une "punition", mon père s'en réjouisse. Surtout que les billets ne sont pas encore achetés. Pour pourrez crier au coup monté, je ne sais pas. Mon père est quand même venu voir si je les avais retrouvés. Après il se peut que je les ai posés quelque part, et que mon père les a empochés, pensant que c'était à lui. C'est bien possible. En attendant, je ne les ai toujours pas retrouvés, et je ne vais toujours pas au concert. Voilà voilà !