By charli - 09/02/2017 06:00 - France
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Je savais qu'en la formulant ainsi j'allais avoir des tlbm, mais de la a se faire insulter de mère indigne, aïe ca pique! C'est donc le moment de m'expliquer pour ne pas voir les services sociaux débarquer chez moi! Mon fils a 2 ans et demi, donc non je ne suis pas une ivrogne qui ne s occupe pas de son nourrisson de 2 jours! Je rentrais d une soirée entre filles (qui se font rares mais je ne savais pas qu'etre maman voulait dire ne plus avoir de vie, cf un commentaire précédent) et je n'étais pas torchée mais bien pompette je marchais droit en biais quoi :p Mon homme etait resté sagement à la maison (chacun son tour!) et quoi qu'il arrive je n'imagine pas aller me coucher sans regarder mon petit ange qui dort pour être sûre que tout va bien et profiter de ces premieres annees qui passent si vite... Et pour vous rassurer mon fils n'a pas été touché, j'ai eu le temps de m'écarter de son lit (je ne lui ai pas fait de bisou qui pue l'alcool, j etais juste a quelques pas de son lit a le regarder) mais je trouvais la formulation "vomi dessus" plus VDMiesque! Et si ca avait été le cas jamais je n'aurais pris le risque de boire si j'avais été seule avec lui la nuit (après l'avoir fait garder du coup cela va de soit) En 2mn c'était nettoyé ni vu ni connu! Voila, j'espère en avoir rassuré certain(e)s, on est sur VDM pas dans confessions intimes, et surtout j'espère en avoir fait rire d'autres!