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By Fab - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Pannes
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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By Fab - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Pannes
By shankaya - 19/10/2012 10:25 - France - Neuvecelle
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By Tinuviel - 24/09/2012 20:47 - France - Moissy-cramayel
By Stéphane - 19/09/2012 06:33 - France - Vitry-sur-seine
Salut à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Effectivement tout comme #69 ça m'est arrivé du jour au lendemain alors que j'ai toujours mis du Labello, et non pas parce que je m'en suis tartinée la tronche, ni parce que le tube était périmé. Ma bouche était tellement gonflée que même en souriant on voyait plus mes dents... Mais le plus nul ça a été une fois que ma bouche a dégonflé, mes lèvres étaient explosées de gerçures et le simple fait de parler me faisait un mal de chien. En tout cas, après plusieurs essais j'ai maintenant trouvé un baume pour les lèvres qui ne me provoque pas de réactions allergiques.