Adding insult to injury
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States