By themetropolitan - 20/03/2012 23:06 - Canada - Montreal
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I was here first!
Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Verified
You are now a certified FML member
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Steacktartare's favorite FMLs
By Mamafao - 20/02/2012 06:42 - France
By Miaou - 15/12/2011 14:27 - France
By Plume - 22/09/2008 16:29
By indalaaa - 16/09/2008 13:22
pour information, mes plantes ne sont pas tombées dans la rue mais dans une cour interieure où normalement personne n'a acces, et la gamine bruyante non plus d'ailleurs, elle squatte. bien sûr que que ça m'aurait ennuyé de la blesser, faut pas tout prendre au pied de la lettre, c'est une façon humouristique de lier deux VDM! bonne nouvelle cependant (en dehors de la survie de la gamine!) mes plantes ont suivi un entrainement de survie (en secret) et après s'etre remises de leurs emotions, elles pètent la forme ou presque.