Chien de chasse
By croquetdog - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Quimper
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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See, one of you was right.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
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