pom'pouille

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About Pom'pouille

"on peut rire de tout mais pas avec n'importe qui" "Si un jour tu te sens inutile et déprimé, souviens-toi : un jour tu étais le spermatozoïde le plus rapide de tous" (Coluche) "Un intellectuel assis va moins loin qu’un con qui marche. » « Conduire dans Paris, c’est une question de vocabulaire. » (Audiard)

Pom'pouille's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Respect your elders

Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Binkie

You agreed with your own post. Nice.

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Chicken Thief Badge

You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

VALIDATOR

You said "I agree" with 1000 posts

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people

Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

You're following 100 people

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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