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About Mielliste

Salutations humain(e). Je me prénomme Mielliste. Je suis un gnou sauvage. Jeune, je migrais de région en région, de ville en ville.... Par une suite d'évènements étranges et invraisemblables, j'ai fini par me retrouver en France. J'ai décidé d'y vivre. Cependant, j'ai un problème : je ne peux me nourrir que de miel, car mon organisme (étrange, il faut bien l'admettre) rejette toute autre forme de nourriture. La vie d'un gnou en ville est plutôt ennuyeuse. J'essaye donc de m'occuper comme je peux. J'aime bien le rock et je joue du piano. N'hésite pas à me mp si tu veux découvrir la vie d'un gnou urbain !

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What'ch'all looking at?

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

I’m your new creative director

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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Work is a 4-letter word

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This isn't what should be happening

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The Mixer

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I like your style

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I've got nothing better to do in class

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He who tries, wins.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

50 quality comments

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Censored

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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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It's in the can!

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

50 favorites

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Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

Going for gold

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