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À propos de moi... Alors il y a deux version, celle que je nommerais de "Jeféckejeveutkt" ; A la base il y a Dieu, oklm, il est posé sur son nuage pépère. La il se dis putain j'me fais chier il se cure le nez jette sa boulette avec l'index et PAF l'engin il a voler pendant des millénaires. Ensuite Dieu il est surpris lui même ta vue, il s'attendait pas à ça, du coup pour calmer le jeu, Il lâche un pet silencieux, bon c'était le Big bang ta compris. Le mec pas du tout schizophrène. La deuxième version c'est celle du "jemesuisfétoutseul,taunprblm?batard" ; Elle consiste a quoi ? Bah je suis tomber enceinte un jour, je me suis mis au monde, je me suis élever jusqu'à ma majorité, de là j'ai quitté mon domicile familial pour construire une vie de couple, seul. Mes qualités ? Je suis modeste, je pense aux autres, et je voudrais dire à tous les gens que je ne suis pas égoïste. Par définition un égoïste c'est quelqu'un qui ne pense pas à moi !!! Ok, alors hein !

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