Maltek

mr
0
Followed
1
Followers
23
Badges
85
Comments
4416
Visits
13
Favorites
  • Seysses, Terre
  • Not specified
  • Not specified
  • single

About Maltek

coucou les gens. Namasté à toutes et tous. Je suis Michel. Je viens sur ce site pour me détendre. j'aime les gens, les animaux, la vie...Sauf quand ceux-ci font du mal à mes ( grands) enfants. J'aime la musique, la poésie et quand quelques artistes (trop rares) couplent les deux j'atteins le Nirvana...Mes goûts, Pink Floyd, Brel,Verdi, Beethoven, shaka ponk, Nirvana, ledzep, Supertramp, Bassens, Frédérik Met, Casthelémis, Ange, Deep Forest, Angelo Branduardi, Tri Yann, Alan Stevel.....Et tant d'autres... Ensuite, je donne et rends les miaous ni en fonction de l'âge ou du genre mais si quelque chose me plait dans les photos,les goûts musicaux etc... Enfin, j'aborde gentiment les gens, mais j'accepte qu'on ne veuille pas échanger avec moi. Sauf si on me le dit en m'agressant, de façon impolie ou avec des "photte de auretaugraffent"... Et si ces trois conditions-là sont réunies, je deviens vite lourd et désagréable.

Maltek - Followers

Maltek - Followed

Maltek's page visits

lovers5201 blast_1987 trudeauju7... scanopilbi... lib89 AndreaHoff... ninette262 maaaad Tete_De_Lu... must_be_dr... Rachel arnostepha...

Hugged!

AndreaHoff... Rachel MrParadoxe Maeva569 Anais1412 Licorne7_1... Flower_you... silio00 la_pandate Mahoe cassou93 microscule

Maltek's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

The list of badges to find

Maltek's favorite FMLs

Shegeda tells us more.

Shegeda 11

Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Ca a ete poste depuis l'etat de New York parce que j'utilise un VPN, l'histoire s'est passee en Chine :) La raison c'est que les chinois sont tres accomodants et cherchent toujours une solution de rechange. Dans ce cas precis la solution de rechange ne convenait pas du tout... Au final un de ses collegues a cherche sur l'ordinateur, trouve "Belgique" en 12 secondes et le probleme fut regle. L'autre raison c'est aussi que sorti des pays "populaires" (comprendre 90% du traffic international de la poste chinoise, donc USA, UK, France, Russie, Allemagne, Japon, Coree du Sud...) ils ont tout de suite peur de faire une erreur (j'ai envoye un colis en Palestine une fois, je me suis bien marre !). Et je tiens a preciser que la poste chinoise est tres professionnelle et tres efficace... tant qu'on envoie dans un des pays cites ci-dessus :)