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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Je suis très contente d'avoir été publiée, et pour donner quelques précisions sur la VDM, ça m'est arrivé il y a 2 ans quand je cherchais un appart. J'y ai repensé hier parce que je suis à nouveau en recherche d'un logement, et cette fois ci la chose la plus bizarre que j'ai vu (pour le moment) est un branchement pour lave linge au dessus d'une cuvette de toilette (pratique d'accès donc). Ces dames étaient en train d'attendre le client, sous le porche de l'immeuble, et pas de doute sur ce qu'elles faisaient, j'en ai même vu une monter avec un jeune homme se cachant sous sa casquette. Pour ce qui est de leurs horaires de travail, en effet en semaine, 9h-19h ça ne doit pas être gênant, mais il y a d'autres "filles" qui bossent le weekend. Elles m'ont dit n'être que deux ce jour là parce que c'était les vacances, mais il y a beaucoup d'appartement qui servent à leur commerce dans l'immeuble. Elles ont même un vigile si les choses tournent mal. Comme vous vous en doutez, je n'ai pas laissé de dossier pour l'appart, malgré la douche balnéo dans la salle d'eau qui envoyait du pâté. Merci pour tout les commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire
Salut c'était bien l'épreuve de bac de philo en effet, mais en juin 1998... Merci en tout cas pour les coms ! :)