By Porcinette - 28/01/2014 11:26 - France - Saverne
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Hey je suis l'auteur ! Merci à vdm de m'avoir publié ça fait toujours plaize. Je pense que des précisions s'imposent car la situation peut s'avérée très ambiguë sans détails. Tout d'abord je désire rassurer tout le monde en disant que: Non, mon frère n'est pas un petit obsédé précoce car voyez-vous... Il ne savait pas exactement ce qu'était "une érection". C'est donc tout spontanément qu'il s'est prononcé de la sorte. Je vous explique. Je me rappelle, une fois, où c'est moi qui ai du me taper le fameux: "Comment on fait des bébés ?" de sa part. En fait, je me l'était joué classique en disant: "Tu sais, quand un papa s'aiment très fort, ils se font des câlins et des bisous, blablabla..." Et là était venu le moment où il m'a dit: "Mais c'est quoi une érection" et moi je lui réponds un peu fuyant: "Tu comprendras quand tu seras vraiment très amoureux." Depuis ce jour, il a associé papillons dans le ventre à érection. Ce qui s'est passé ensuite était assez marrant. En fait, au moment fatidique où il a sorti ça, mes parents et moi étions vraiment sur les fesses, stupéfaits et fâchés. Heureusement, j'ai une famille pas trop coincée et donc la plupart étaient morts de rire sur le coup. Et lui, comme il ne savait pas de quoi il parlait, il était encore plus étonné que mes parents. La situation est devenue comique quand on lui a demandé ce qu'il savait de ce terme et qu'il a commencé à dire que: "C'est quand on a des choses bizarres dans le ventre." Le plus gênant était quand arrivé à la maison on a du lui expliquer ce que réellement c'était. Je vous dis pas la tronche qu'il a tiré quand il a su, je pense que je m'en souviendrai longtemps. Donc rassurez-vous tout vas bien. Je pense qu'en effet j'ai du travail dans le domaine de l'éducation sexuelle. Mais que voulez-vous on apprends de ses erreurs et je pense que la prochaine fois, je serai plus explicite tout en étant politiquement correct ahahah. Quoiqu'il en soit, bonne journée à tous en espérant avoir été clair. ;D