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Le temps passe tellement vite dans ma vie, que chaque minute qui passe, il y a 60secondes qui s'écoulent :o .. - Il paraît que ça fait a peine 50ans que l'homme est partit sur la lune ?? ☁️ « Je la vis, je rougis, je pâlis à sa vue, Un trouble s’éleva dans mon âme éperdue. »

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Bonjour/bonsoir! Je vois que les gens sont peu rassurés quant à l'hygiène... Alors voici mes explications :) Je suis très stricte en matière d'hygiène, sans vouloir faire la police, je regarde quand même ce que mes clients font lorsqu'ils se servent, et en général, je les sers moi-même afin d'éviter ce genre de désagréments. Je ne laisse pas non plus les enfants se servir eux-mêmes pour qu'ils ne plongent pas leur mains dans les bonbons, etc. J'ai évidemment jeté le contenu et nettoyé le contenant. (Oui oui je suis honnête!) Sur le coup ca m'a bien embêté et au final j'en ai rigolé ^^ J'ai direct pensé à la blague dans Harry Potter et je constate que je ne suis pas la seule. Des anecdotes j'en vis tous les jours, vivre dans les bonbons c'est un univers particulier ^^ J'espère ne pas vous avoir dégoûté, et merci VDM, depuis toutes ces années...