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By 007 - 13/07/2010 16:16 - France
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J'aime cette fille hollandaise, elle m'a violenté
Elle m'a dit "Moi et ma pote la clope, si j'veux ta vie on l'enterre"
J'aime les chiens, les toupies et le fil de fer lol
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM alors quelques précision : Je suis bien séparé de ma copine (ex du cou !), le temps de vendre la maison, on ne peut pas prendre d'appart et donc on cohabite... La maison n'est pas si petite, il y a deux chambre, une ou dort mon ex et une ou dort notre fille et donc il me reste le salon. Les chiens sont de race et donc non castrés et stérilisés, en période de chaleur ils sont en règle général séparés, là il y a eu un loupé. il y a bien 5 chats, 2 mâles et 3 femelles, pour stériliser une chatte il faut attendre ses première chaleurs , il se trouve que c'était ses premières chaleurs (un RDV au veto pour une stérilisation c'est presque une semaine...), elle est donc stérilisée maintenant. les deux autres minettes sont également stérilisées. Les deux mâles ont tout juste 1 ans et jusqu’à présent pas de problème, on avait donc laissé traîner. Le plus bagarreur vient d’être castré, pour le second ça attendra un peu.