Gratos !
By Chauffeuse de ciel - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Mougins
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By mdrlolxptdr - 06/12/2015 13:20
Coucouuuuu je suis l'auteur de la VDM :) Pour répondre à certaines interrogations, si je n'ai pas 'enquêté' pour savoir si le garçon en question était célibataire, c'est tout simplement parce que je ne le connaissais pas assez pour poser la question de manière désinvolte (est-il réellement possible de demander cela à quelqu'un?) et que, n'ayant jamais été à moins de 100km de sa copine, il m'était un peu difficile d'attester de son existence... Et au final, je ne regrette pas de m'être jetée à l'eau, on en a beaucoup ri et on arrive encore à en rire ! C'est un garçon vraiment adorable et il n'y a pas de problème par rapport à ça :) Comme vous l'avez très bien dit je préfère avoir des remords que des regrets, et mon pseudo illustre parfaitement ma réaction et la légèreté avec laquelle je prends tout cela! Merci pour vos gentils messages et grooooos bisous plein d'amour!!!!!!!!!!!