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By Arthur - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Europe
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Arthur - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Europe
By Baramine - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By underworld84 - 13/07/2011 20:19 - États-Unis
By Matthias - 13/07/2011 19:00 - Belgique
By Anonyme - 13/07/2011 16:20 - Égypte
Et pourtant ! Opercule entrouvert, 2min au micro-onde à 800W comme indiqué, ça m'apprendra à avoir la flemme de cuisiner ^^ EDIT: Aujourd'hui, alors que je commente un accident culinaire qui m'est arrivé, le site se moque de moi en m'obligeant à cliquer sur "Balance la sauce !" pour poster. VDM