C'est une blague ?
By La Thoune - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Bourg-en-bresse
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❕ATTENTION : Le sujet est dangereux et instable. ( Cependant il peut aussi être très aimable surtout si y a des cookies, alors go Mp ? )
Un seul mot suffirait pour me qualifier : "Fabuuuleux! "????? tout ajout serait malvenu et erroné !
Mais bon puisque qu'une description doit me décrire je me lance, en séries j'ai adoré :
Jessica Jones, GoT, iZombie, Grace & Frankie qui est super ( Orphan Black aussi ^-^).
Joueur PC principalement Overwatch et LoL..
Cependant ces deux choses vont un peu passer à la trape l'année prochaine #PACES .
Fan inconditionnel du youtuber Dashie (photo 3) que je trouve hilarant !
L'Amour cest un grand mot. Cependant c'est avec trois petits mots simples qu'il m'a séduit, trois petits mots qui chuchotés dans l'oreille vous font vibrer : "mon énorme bite". Romantisme.
Fun fact : Selon mon entourage j'ai le syndrome RBF (Resting Bitch Face)
(middle finger à toi Max ! :3)
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Bonjour à tous, je suis la victime et auteur de cette VDM Ceci s'est passé il y a bientôt 8 mois, ça faisait plus d'un an que j'étais avec lui à ce moment-là, ma "mère" et lui savaient donc bien quelles relations il existait. Quant à mon père, mes parents sont séparés, il n'est donc pas trompé Nous avions tous les deux 24 ans, je pensais donc vivre une relation sérieuse. En rentrant et au moment où je les ai vu, je suis restée tétanisée, puis je suis partie en courant de la maison, je voulais rentrer chez moi m'isoler, une amie m'a vu et m'a soutenu toute la nuit, dont je vous passe les détails, et me soutient encore d'ailleurs. Ce n'est pas le genre de chose que l'on oublie facilement. Je suis suivie par un psychiatre qui m'aide énormément. Si je publie aujourd'hui cette histoire, c'est qu'il m'a conseillé d'extérioriser et pour le prendre sur un ton "plus leger" cette même amie m'a conseillé de la publier, c'est d'ailleurs elle qui l'a rédigée, je suis même incapable de vous répondre seule Je ne souhaite à personne de vivre ce que j'ai vécu