By putain de poète - 17/04/2017 22:00
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Respect your elders
Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Chicken Thief Badge
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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