Kashalka

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On considère qu’1 sms veut tout dire, plus de jeu de séduction. Le romantisme est mort. On devrait le réinventer. Lâcher notre portable 1 seconde, pour se regarder dans les yeux. Oh 1 notification. On a trop de choix, on passe trop de temps à évaluer les choix. En réalité, on ne sait même plus ce que ça fait d’être satisfait. L’AMOUR est devenu un produit de consommation qu’on utilise et qu’on jette, pour quelque chose de mieux. On déprime, et on s’en veut de déprimer. Malgré tout, on sourit pour une photo de profil et on fait des Snap. On montre qu’on est libre et surtout qu’on est HEUREUX, alors qu’en vrai on se sent enchainé. On a peur du temps qui passe, et on fait tout pour le retenir. En vrai, on se rend compte qu’il nous échappe. On sort nos portables pour filmer ce concert qu’on ne voit pas. On passe des musiques pour revivre des souvenirs. L’amour devient affection qui devient amitié. On ne s’attache même plus, on est sex-friends.

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I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I’m your new creative director

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Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Inception

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One more and it's business time

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I like your style

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

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It's in the can!

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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

50 favorites

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Judgmental

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

I moderated this!

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Up and coming moderator

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I liked to the power of 20

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The rules are the rules

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Censored

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Tweet, tweet

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Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

50 quality comments

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Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Picture this FML

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The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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