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About Collegue

Je ne suis ni l'alpha ni l'omega. Je suis un être humain conscient de son éternelle imperfection et du monde tout aussi imparfait dans lequel il évolue. Mais j'aime l'imperfection, ça me donne soif, soif de connaissances, soif d'échanges. J'aime analyser la nature humaine, je me nourris de cerveaux. Je ne suis qu'une jeune femme qui vieillit comme tout être, comme toute chose, à la même vitesse et je n'ai aucunement l'intention de laisser filer le train de ma vie sans analyser chaque parcelle du paysage qui défile. Mon mode "°REC" tourne à plein régime, je savoure chaque instant de façon à voir exploser avec magie un feu d'artifice de flashes et de bruits dans mon esprit au moment où je rendrai mon dernier souffle. Rien n'exclut donc, en toute logique, que vous soyez, vous aussi susceptible de faire partie de ces souvenirs "son et lumière".

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Invader

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Santa Claus

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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I like your style

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

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Amateur spy - Johnny English level

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100 kick-ass comments

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YDI Master

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I agree, my mouse works.

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Happy month-versary

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The thumb strikes back

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The return of the thumb

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