Rapprochement
By BasicTrahison - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Metz
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By BasicTrahison - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Metz
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By Veda - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Le Houlme
Bonjour :) ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. En fait, je travaille en centre de loisirs, et j'ai donc eu cet "échange" avec une autre animatrice, ce qui justifie ce contact déjà familier au bout de deux jours, ainsi que l'ambiance "légère" qu'il pouvait y avoir (on est pas dans un bureau :)) Le fait est que j'ai le défaut de copier inconsciemment les expressions que j'entends souvent, et un de mes amis drôle et intelligent (:D) utilisait beaucoup le fameux "Malin comme un singe". Sinon, en réalité, l'histoire s'est passée il y a deux ans et il y a bien eu, évidemment, une seconde de silence assez gênante (celle où tu sais plus où te mettre, tu la connais ?). Heureusement, ma collègue a super bien réagi et a renchéri avec un "Rusé comme un renard !" (je suis rousse mais du coup je n'ai pas osé lui demander si elle avait fait exprès ou pas). Heureusement qu'elle n'était pas susceptible pour un sou :) En tout cas, beaucoup de vos commentaires me font vraiment rire !!