Trousers? Suit you sir!
By brebis - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By brebis - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France
By anonymous_0505 - 06/11/2010 17:24 - Russian Federation
By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 07:03 - United States
By shelbs61 - 30/08/2010 19:55 - United States
By soldierboy - 30/08/2010 00:39 - United States
K, so this is Shelby, the person who wrote the FML. To whoever it may concern: When this guy asked me whether the rock was alive, I thought he was being sarcastic so I replied, "YES!! Haha." Then he wrote something down in his notebook and I asked if he was kidding. He looked up and said, "Just tell me the answer, I wanna finish my homework." Then he asked me if pasta was alive.