Ma vérité
By Bibine - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Bibine - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
By Maolamam - 14/03/2015 21:46 - Suisse - Troistorrents
By mael - 16/04/2008 16:27
By Thelma - 16/04/2008 08:11
By --- --- --- - 15/04/2008 18:38
Bonjour, ici l'auteur ^^ Déjà merci d'avoir publié mon histoire c'est sympa! En fait mon fiancé est un grand rigolo qui ne se prend pas au sérieux ^^ Il a dit ça pour plaisanter devant toute ma famille (avec qui il s'entend particulièrement bien) et tout le monde a ri, ce qui était d'ailleurs le but d'ailleurs. Je vous rassure je suis tout à fait d'accord d'avoir des enfants ^^