Sur un malentendu
By Toujours puceau - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Toujours puceau - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By babiole - 11/10/2008 21:37
By mickey tu parles - 07/03/2016 21:04 - France - Paris
By mathiilde71 - 19/02/2016 13:56 - France - Dijon
Coucou je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! C'est super drôle de voir tous les commentaires qui incriminent ma mère comme une mère étouffante xD elle est pas du tout comme ça, il se trouve qu'elle est juste très taquine et que nous sommes proches, ce qui fait qu'elle adore m'embêter, c'est pour ça qu'elle m'a suivie. Bon j'avoue j'ai un peu exagéré, elle ne m'a pas suivie toute l'heure mais juste pendant un petit moment, histoire de m'embêter (ce qui m'a bien fait rire, tout comme le moniteur ^^) bon allez des bisous et ça fait super plaisir d'avoir été publiée !!!!! (Ma vie a dorénavant un sens :D)
By intouchable - 02/02/2016 12:47 - France
Bon alors j'explique, ahah, ça a l'air de vous passionner. J'étais dans l'métro, un mec se ramène, raconte sa vie, il a plus de sous, il a du mal à vivre sans travail, sans logement, il est désolé de nous déranger, et tout et tout. Moi, j'suis gentille, j'commence à fouiller mes poches, le gars, me sourit gentiment et me dit de garder mes sous que c'était pas à moi de l'aider, tout ça tout ça. Enfin bref, on s'en fout, nan. :D