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By Balamou - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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By Balamou - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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By lou995 - 09/05/2015 07:50 - France - Lyon
Youpi, une de mes VDM est validée ! Comme j'ai vue que certains se posent des questions je vais tout vous expliquer ! Alors déjà, nous avons choisi notre Sam une fois à l'intérieur lorsque nous avons acheté une bouteille, car nous avions oublié en arrivant, et pour ne pas provoquer d'embrouille nous avons fait un tirage au sort. Il faut savoir que nous avons tous notre permis sauf lui qui apparemment l'a raté car il nous avait dit l'avoir passé. On se connait depuis quelque temps déjà et nous n'avons pas pensé a lui demander s'il avait finalement obtenue son permis car ça nous (ou en tout cas pour moi) paraissait évident, et lui pensait qu'on ne l'inclurait pas dans le tirage comme il nous l'a expliqué dans la voiture. Quand on a pioché son nom il a bien évidemment protesté mais comme tout le monde l'aurait fait, et nous avons pris a la rigolade ses arguments pensant qu'il ne voulait simplement pas être Sam, il a finit pas abandonner son argumentation. Toujours est-il que nous avons passé une bonne soirée malgré le petit énervement que nous avons eu vers 4/5h du matin quand on a compris qu'on devrait dormir ici ! Pour répondre a certains, on est tous étudiant plus ou moins fauché donc un taxi c'était niet, et je ne sais même pas si à cette heure ci il y en a.
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM, je souhaite juste vous rappeler qu'en médecine on a une nomenclature anatomo-clinique obligatoire, et je me suis déjà faite remonter les bretelles par mes professeurs pour y avoir fait un écart : dire oreillette au lieu de atrium, etc je pensais donc bien faire^^