No brainer
By Spongebob Garypants - 26/05/2016 02:05 - United Kingdom - Manchester
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By Spongebob Garypants - 26/05/2016 02:05 - United Kingdom - Manchester
By ShouldIHelpIt - 18/05/2016 02:46 - United States - Northampton
By sewdevastated - 18/05/2016 02:02 - United States - Fremont
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By Depressed - 17/05/2016 23:16 - United States - Collierville
Hey, everyone, OP here! Thank you for everyone's kind words, and the play did indeed go to plan apart from that little hiccup. Extra little story: We had another show on the next day, and during the exact same scene, the exact same co-actor clinked her glass against mine so hard that it broke. I think she might have taken the drunkenness a bit too seriously. Fun times.