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About Horniness

Today, three retards have affected my life, though minimally, but still deeply. It was like watching parody, Rubixmonkey (saw her photo and reminded me of ugly betty- actual character) manupfucker and mushrooms. Insults like "you have no brain", or even flail and blunt attempts to joke about my genitals. Though it showed me how FML harboured these mental refugees, it also showed me great fun and great comedy. I laughed until tears came streaming. I couldn't stop ever since. Hope to these the three retards someday again. Personally, i am a stanford uni graduate with a phd and masters, and is a half physicist and accountant. Now i am full time physicist. I am 24, just.

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