By naturessence - 16/06/2013 08:48 - France
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Je parlais bien de chocolat en poudre dans la VDM, et non de céréales. Et non, ce n'était pas une boite pour transvaser, juste une boite qui datait de mon enfance, quand j'allais chez eux chaque semaine. Et si je n'avais plus pris de petit déjeuner là bas depuis pas mal de temps c'est parce que entre temps j'avais déménagé à l'autre bout du pays (ce qui ne veut pas dire que je ne les avait pas revu entre temps).
Bah c'est ma coloc mais aussi ma meilleure amie, et quand je dis que je lui fais peur, pour la faire hurler j'ai juste à ouvrir les yeux et à faire "aaaah" avec une voix de déterrée ^^ vu qu'elle a peur des zombies depuis que je lui ai montré Shaun of the Dead... xD après pour la tête de déterrée, j'y peux rien, c'est la rançon de la première année de médecine ^^