cohenoul

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  • Je s'appelle Groooot, Bonjour je m'appelle Olaf!
  • 27 years-old
  • Thursday 04 September 1997
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About Cohenoul

C'est l'histoire d'un escargot qui voulait changer de description. -Ah que coucou Gary ! -Miaou. Il faut rester concentré Houston, c'est la mission de notre vie. Putain ! Non ! T'as laissé de l'alu sur le pot de Nutella ! Tu peux pas me faire ça, après tout ce qu'on a vécu ensemble ! -Bonjour je m'appelle Yves. -Tiens moi aussi ! - Vous avez juste 35 ans de plus que moi... Merci papa, merci maman. J'ai un gorille en peluche et une lampe de bureau qui ressemble à celle de Pixar aussi. Mais elle est rouge... Malheur. Une fois j'ai mangé des chips au goûter. Suis-je un rebelle ? -Quelle est la différence entre un corbeau ? -... -Les pattes, surtout la gauche. Keviiin ! Pour la big boss ! Entschuldigung Carlett... Pour toi, faible d'esprit, qui, comme moi, possède le don de retenir les chansons agaçantes, résiste ! Prouves que tu existes ! Il manquerait plus qu'il dise de la merde et ça sera la cerise sur les pancakes ! À Tchao bonsoir !

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Cohenoul's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Cohenoul's favorite FMLs