Xegal

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

One of us!

Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.

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Xegal's favorite FMLs

tourdepise tells us more.

tourdepise 80

Petites précisions : cette anecdote est arrivée à une amie, qui me l'a racontée à l'occasion de mon mariage (qui lui s'est bien passé :D). Le prêtre se faisait vieux, mais vu les liens avec la famille, ils ont tout de même choisi de lui confier la célébration du mariage. La plupart de l'assemblée ne connaissant pas l'ex en question, a juste cru que le prêtre s'était trompé de nom (ce qui était déjà embarrassant). Par contre les frères et soeurs ont eu un gros fou-rire au moment censé être LE plus important... Les mariés ont bien entendu pardonné au prêtre, mais garde un souvenir un peu amer de la cérémonie, parce qu'il a évidemment fallu recommencer la séquence entière après que la mariée ait corrigé l'erreur au micro.