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By surprise - 12/10/2013 10:03
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╚▶ La vie je la prend comme elle vient, la mort je la prend comme elle vient.
Moi je suis un homme pixelsé , un pirate à vraie dire. Je voulais ressembler à Robinson Crusoé mais je crois que c'est rater. En tout cas sur mon île, il y a la Wi-Fi, heureusement comme sa, je peut aller sur VDM. J'ai une vie mauvaise, je suis un pirate. On me surnomme le Pirate Arrgheimer, parce que les pirates font Arrgh et je suis un peu Alzheimer. ☆
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Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Pour répondre à certains commentaires, oui j'ai une copine et elle m'a dit que c'était naturel, elle n'est pas contre ça. Alors, ma mère n'est pas venue mais a crié "Au moins un qui s'en sert !" ce que mon père n'a pas apprécié. Maintenant mon oncle me charrie beaucoup.. Ma petite amie n'a rien contre le fait que je me masturbe. Elle sait que je l'aime, ça fait maintenant 3 ans qu'on est ensemble, on n'a jamais eu de relations sexuelles, on veut être sûrs que "nous" ça va durer mais après, chacun son avis