Drunk mom
By trailertrashyanditsucks - 26/07/2013 19:55 - United States - Porter
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By trailertrashyanditsucks - 26/07/2013 19:55 - United States - Porter
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I'm not, but my girlfriend is. Her silence in bed makes me sad now. :( PS: Yes, this is my FML. I didn't have an account when I posted it, though.