Nervous?
By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby
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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby
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So I never figured it out (although I'm pretty sure it wasn't the God of Farts) but the computer was really old anyway, so I'm just gonna borrow my mom's / use the one allotted to me at work until I can afford a new one. Thanks for the suggestions!