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About Captain_cool
well, pretty much i am the coolest person you will ever have the pleasure of talking to.
even though lanny gave me real bad gonorrhea we are still homies, k mang?
howdy, my name is ben, but you can call me captain cool. i have a heaps nice gf, her name is lanny. she was born as a boy but raised as a girl, so i guess you could say she's a bit of a tranny. we still get along good though, except for when she gives me gonorrhea, than i am like DNIAHJASJHJAIISOSIS@HER and she is all likes CRIES. The photo above is me and her on our first date
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