Maline la petite
By jeuneinstit - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
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By jeuneinstit - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By FaustAym1995 - 27/10/2016 04:05 - Martinique - Fort-de-france
By anonyme - 26/10/2016 15:31 - France - Paris
By nonplus - 26/10/2016 14:55
By Cattleya001 - 22/10/2016 15:49 - France - Paris
Hey tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! D'abord 23356798721 mercis pour l'avoir publiée ? Je vais rajouter quelques précisions : Donc oui c'est ma grand-mère et comme je suis leur (jeune) tante, ce sont les filles de ma sœur et donc leur arrière grand mère pour elles Enfin voilà vous m'avez comprise ! *yeux qui commencent à se plisser* Et donc pour en revenir à ma charmante mamie, elle a 87 ans (eh oui) et toujours la pêche ! Elle a toujours fait attention à ce que mes sœurs et moi soyons "préparées" aux relations sexuelles et aux relations avec les hommes en général Pour l'anecdote, quand j'avais eu mon premier copain à 15 ans, elle m'avait offert une énorme boîte de préservatifs en me disant "on n'est jamais trop prudents, à ton âge j'étais déjà mariée" ? Pour remettre les choses dans leurs contextes : Ma nièce de 13 ans à dit à ma grand-mère qu'elle sortais avec un garçon de sa classe, du coup elle lui a fait un grand exposé sur son expérience personnelle et comme d'habitude, elle est partie trop loin dans ses explications en oubliant qu'elle n'avait que 13 ans ! Elle a tendance à transposer ses conseils d'époque à aujourd'hui du coup ça a dérivé en cours d'éducation sexuelle Faut dire qu'à son époque (la préhistoire) c'était la pensée générale de dire que les femmes devaient prendre soin d'elles pour pouvoir se marier (très jeunes!) Du coup elle a tendance à occulter le fait qu'il y a (quelques) différences aujourd'hui Au final ma mère a mis un terme à la discussion et on a tous quand même bien rigolé Voilà voilà !