Le malaise
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Gestel
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Gestel