By BloodyElegant - 11/06/2016 15:22 - United States - Houghton
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About Realchewypiano
10 years old.
Pansexual, Genderfluid, Asexual.
Gothic, Emo.
I identify as an F-35 fighter jet, but I sexually identify as a Boeing 747.
I'm just a huge fucking troll...
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Hey, OP here! (Sorry, I didn't think to use my account when I posted this) Turns out I'm sort of happy that it happened. It hurt (and still hurts), yes, but I'm glad I didn't go through with the wedding. We spent the next week going back and forth and he just treated me like crap. It made me realize I deserve someone who wants me, loves me, and treats me how I deserve to be treated. As for the hotel, I did have my best friend enjoy the amenities with me while I enjoyed some much needed catharsis. Thank you, everyone, for being so kind!