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Je vais pas retaper une description puisqu'avant j'en avait une tellement raffinée que ça serait triste de pas la remettre. Félicitation ! Tu vas pouvoir te faire chier à lire une bio de la taille d'une encyclopédie. BON. J'ai pas pu la mettre en entier, mais je peux l'envoyer en pv si tu veux. ? J'ai fait quelques bonnes rencontres ici, mais la plus belle est celle avec le mec sur les photos. ?? J'sais bien que la plupart des personnes sur ce site ne lisent pas les descriptions. Bande de paresseux tétraplégiques. Ça vous trouerait le cul de faire un petit effort ? ? T'auras plus de chance d'apprendre à me connaître si tu es original(e), détraqué(e) mental, artiste, cinglé(e), avec un humour de merde, ou tout simplement si tu as des conversations captivantes. ? Allez, viens, je te ferais découvrir mon Monde. Tu verras, ça sera féérique et chaotique.  Les deux ensembles ça fait un beau mélange.  Tu me crois pas ? ?

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L'alcool c'est le sheitan

By karamaelle - 01/03/2008 23:40

Spicy
Aujourd'hui, j'étais à une fête chez un ami. Éméchée, je me rappelle avoir montré mes seins à quelqu'un dans la cuisine, mais impossible de me souvenir qui. Plus tard, j'arrive au lycée, un copain me fait : "Au fait, sympa, ta poitrine..." Je lui réponds : "Ah, c'était toi, dans la cuisine", et il me répond : "Non, non, moi c'était dans le garage." VDM
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