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ELLES VONT MÊME TE FAIRE AIMER LA FRANCE. PÉTASSE BLANCHE, PAIE TA PAIE TA CHAMBRE D'HÔTEL ...
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Quelques précisions. Alors oui la caissière faisait là surement un job d'été. C'était la première fois que je la voyais et ça devait surement être son premier jour. Tout se passait bien à la caisse. Mais quand viennent les concombres, elle s'est arrêtée et a regardé les légumes et m'a demandé de quoi il s'agissait car elle ne savait pas quoi mettre pour la machine. Alors contrairement à ce que j'ai pu lire, elle n'était pas vraiment : "C'est quoi ça ?" mais plus gênée et intimidée. Quand je lui dis que c'était des concombres, elle a juste dit "Ah, je ne pensais pas que ça ressemblait à ça". Donc sur le coups c'était pas très drôle. C'est seulement avec du recul que ça m'a fait rire et que je l'ai posté sur ce site. Je remercie donc ceux qu'il faut remercier pour avoir publié ma VDM :)