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Hé ! Carpe Diem.
Nos vies c'est de la merde mais si ça peut faire sourire les autres alors enjaillons-nous !
Tatoué, garde la banane. Peace.
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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Et pour répondre à la question que beaucoup se pose, ma fille s'appelle Aliya. L’orthographe de la marque de toilettes n'est pas tout à fait la même : Allia. Certains l'avait trouvé ! Il est vrai que quand on s'en est rendu compte on a bien rit mais ce n'est rien de grave au fond. Tout le monde ne fait pas attention à la marque des toilettes donc peut être qu'elle n'aura jamais de remarques (ou pas !) Voilà, pour la petite histoire.