Tense
By jessybear777 - 15/02/2015 03:41 - United States - Branson
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You are now a certified FML member
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
By jessybear777 - 15/02/2015 03:41 - United States - Branson
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