Fresh mints
By Julian - 22/12/2008 07:45 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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By Julian - 22/12/2008 07:45 - France
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OP here. I can't believe this got posted before I went to bed! Hahaha! For some reason this got edited out, but he ended up smacking me in the face after he bit me. He's 9 months old so he thinks it's hilarious obviously. And I'm not sure why it didn't show my name, I posted it while logged in. And as for the person who said time for bottle feeding, he won't take a bottle, which is fine with me! He's teething so he tends to bite more when he is. Glad to know my son has made people laugh :)