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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Pour répondre à quelques quelques questions : - J'ai 27 ans et la femme en question devait avoir 50-60 ans environ - Son vélo n'était pas du tout électrique, c'était une simple bicyclette bien vintage qui grinçait à chaque coup de pédale - Je fais à peu près 2H de sport par jour donc j'pense pas être trop mauvais dans le domaine. Pour ma défense j'avais quand même plus de 20km dans les jambes quand elle m'a doublé mais ça n'enlève rien à sa performance, elle m'a complètement humilié o/