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By Sucrette - 22/07/2015 10:05 - France
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By patapouf - 06/07/2015 15:57 - France - Saint-estève
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Bonsoir, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM et je souhaite apporter quelques précisions par rapport aux commentaires et surtout par rapport à la VDM car en quelques mots on ne peut que résumer la situation. - Tout d'abord à tous ceux qui pensent que je couve ma fille immature et dépendante, ce n'est pas la réalité mais je comprends qu'avec le peu d'information que vous aviez, il était facile de spéculer. Ma fille vient de décrocher un bac +4 en droit avec mention, elle a son propre appartement depuis quelques années, fait ses propres lessives et est indépendante financièrement car elle travaille dès qu'elle peut. Elle ne rentre que certains week end et pour les vacances. Donc je ne pense pas que j'ai à "avoir une conversation avec elle ou à la secouer." - Pour l'histoire, le doudou en question, elle l'a gardé pour dormir quand elle était petite jusqu'à ces 6 ans et depuis elle l'avait mis comme souvenir dans un tiroir de sa chambre. Le doudou avait été offert par une personne de notre famille qui est décédée en septembre dernier. A la mort de cette personne, ma fille a eu des insomnies et a pris cette peluche avec elle pour essayer de dormir ce qui a fonctionné. Depuis elle dort avec et je pense que ça l'aide a faire son deuil. Le problème c'est que les mois passaient et elle remettait toujours au lendemain le lavage de ce doudou et quand elle rentrait le week end, je voyais l'état de la peluche de dégrader. J'ai donc attendu qu'elle ne soit pas dans les environs pour le mettre à laver mais je n'ai pas eu de chance car elle est arrivée pile au moment où je le mettais à la machine. Donc voilà pour la petite histoire. Je ne pensais pas que ma VDM serait publiée ni qu'elle engendrerait autant de commentaires, c'est assez drôle de lire tout ça même si certains commentaires étaient assez virulents.