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By TCL - 05/07/2013 09:30 - France - Villeurbanne
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By supremacy69 - 21/06/2013 10:27 - France - Villeurbanne
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire, oui parce que tuer la chauve-souris n'était ni drôle ni pensable, même à 1h du mat'! Défi validé, sans arme ni violence et sans réveil de bébé. La pauvre bête était un peu blessé mais pouvait encore voler. On a pas pensé à ouvrir la fenêtre, sûrement à cause de nos volets roulants qui auraient pu faire trop de bruit pour notre fille. Mais mon conjoint l'a attrapée dans une serviette, mise dans un carton et libérée par le balcon de l'autre côté des chambres. Halle Berry peut se rhabiller, notre Catwoman est en réalité un Catman....
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By chantilly59 - 07/06/2013 21:18 - France - Mazingarbe
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, alors déjà ce n'est pas mon compte je n'avais pas envie de m'inscrire alors je vous répond avec celui d'une amie. Alors pour l'histoire mon véritable nom est vraiment Fertile pour ceux qui doutent ou qui trouvent cela tiré par les cheveux. Imaginez le nombre de moqueries en étant plus jeune (avec la pub fertiligène par exemple ^^). Bon ensuite par "chance" je ne veux pas d'enfants, ni maintenant, ni plus tard, mais c'est vrai que quand on vous annonce une chose pareil ça fait quand même un choc. Ensuite j'ai pensé que c'était un comble d'avoir un nom pareil pour au final être stérile ! Alors voilà VDM. Mais c'est vrai je n'aurai pas posté sur ce site si cela avait été un drame pour moi (donc si j'avais voulu des enfants). Donc voilà. Et merci pour vos messages de compassion qui m'ont fait plaisir, car malgré le fait que je ne veuille pas d'enfants, au moins certaines personnes ont du coeur, si je puis dire. Car en imaginant que j'ai été une femme qui aurait voulu toute une ribambelle de gosses, les TLBM sont VRAIMENT déplacés. Mais bon il y en a toujours, ils sont inévitables. Très bonne journée à vous tous !