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Je m'appelle Sylvain. J'habite à Bruxelles, en Belgique.Je parle français, néerlandais anglais et espagnol, ainsi qu'un petit peu d'allemand. J'aime le handball, le rap français, l'archéologie, l'Allemagne, le foot, la géopolitique...
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Bonsoir, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Pour répondre aux questions que certains se posent, hé non je ne suis pas assez maso pour commander le même bouquin en 14 commandes différentes, sur 14 sites différents et en embêtant14 livreurs ;) Il s'agit d'une seule et même commande passée sur Amazon et donc, en payant une seule fois les frais de livraison. Il y a donc en effet de quoi se demander comment Amazon s'organise mais ce qui est sûr, c'est qu'ils ne doivent pas faire d'économies: Jusqu'ici j'ai eu 2 transporteurs chronopost, un DHL et un Fraikin... Le suspense reste donc entier sur les prochains livreurs : TNT? Fedex? UPS? Réponse demain car il me manque toujours 10 exemplaires!!!
Bonjour à tous je suis l'auteure de cette VDM :) D'abord merci pour la publication et les commentaires, la majorité des réactions soulage beaucoup je dois dire (quelques autres sont à côté de la plaque mais peu sont désespérantes, et ça fait un peu du bien quand même). Pour l'histoire, je pensais que le "à cette occasion" était clair, et ça m'arrangeait vu qu'on a peu de caractères pour s'expliquer, mais merci à fervacques de l'avoir ré-expliqué à chaque fois ;) Donc il ne s'agit pas d'une blague, et il s'agit bien d'un concours de repassage en l'honneur des femmes. Mais ce n'était pas le 8 mars, mais le week-end prochain, à l'occasion d'un "salon de la femme" (est-ce vraiment mieux ?). Ca n'en reste pas moins le week end après le 8 mars, et quand on voit les commentaires des organisatrices (car oui c'est des femmes TT-TT) ça laisse sur le cul donc... Je cite : < "Ce n'est pas du tout féministe, surtout pas !", s'exclame Annick Andrieux, l'une des organisatrices du Salon de la femme [...] "la femme sous toutes ses formes", selon la formule d'Annyck Andrieux, aime le shopping, les vêtements, les bijoux, les séances chez l'esthéticienne et la coiffeuse, les dessous délicats, et se faire pomponner. Elle décore son intérieur, se fait conseiller pour son alimentation ou pour se faire relooker, pratique l'aquabike pour rester mince et musclée. > Déjà le mot féministe employé ici comme une insulte... -sic- Alors oui ce n'est pas pile le 8 mars, mais 3 jours après avoir un tel dégouliné de clichés sexistes (petit rappel, catégoriser en fonction du genre c'est du sexisme, comme catégoriser en fonction de la race est du racisme, walou), ba ça fout un coup au moral... Merci donc à la communauté de vdm, vos commentaires m'ont grandement rassurée ! Même ceux qui disaient que la sexiste c'était moi à lier repassage et femme (et qui n'avait donc pas bien suivi l'histoire), car ils ont raison, un fer à repasser lui s'en fout royalos d'être tenu par un homme ou une femme ! Des bisous à tous ! ;D