Balzakh

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  • Aix en Provence, France
  • 27 years-old
  • Friday 01 November 1996
  • single

About Balzakh

Que dire a propos de moi.. Oh, je sais! Chapitre 1 : moi. Matthieu, 19 ans, bien que né à Marseille (Allez l'OM), j'ai passé la majeure partie de ma vie à Toulon (Allez le RCT), j'habite aujourd'hui la belle ville d'Aix-en-Pce, où je suis de études de Droit. Vous l'aurez compris, plus que VDM, j'aime soutenir mes clubs favoris. Ça n'empêche que je passe régulièrement de très longs instants sur VDM avec mon smartphone, c'est drôle de se dire que certaines personnes ont vraiment des vies de merde..! En fait y a qu'un chapitre, mais si ma biographie vous intéresse tout particulièrement, je vous invite a me parler en privé pour d'autres aventures. Bonne navigation !

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Balzakh's FML badges

Beginner

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Mobility

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Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

FAAAAAACEBOOK

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Socialite

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Up and coming moderator

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Profile completed

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It's in the can!

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Consolation prize

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

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The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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