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Bonjour !! Youhouuuuu ma 1ère publication !!!!! Danse de la pluie, champagne, cacahuètes et confettis, ça y est je peux mourir en paix ! J’ai créé un compte suite à la publication toussa toussa. Je vais donner plus de détails suite à des incompréhensions dans les commentaires. L’anecdote est arrivée il y a 2 ans à un ami (appelons-le Maurice), et moi je suis la fille qui a quitté son ex (appelons-le Marc). Quand je me suis mise avec Marc, j’étais jeune et un peu perdue, j’avais besoin de quelqu’un, et j’ai sauté dans les bras du 1er venu, ce qui fut une erreur. Lui était gentil, affectueux, mais très étouffant et il ne savait pas DU TOUT se comporter correctement avec les gens. Au fur et à mesure de la relation, j’ai commencé à m’éteindre progressivement, je perdais ma joie de vivre, malgré les avertissements de ma meilleure amie et de mes parents. Mes potes ont pris leurs distances avec moi car ils n’aimaient pas Marc, et j’avais bcp changé, ils ne me reconnaissaient plus vraiment. Bêtement, je me suis accrochée à ma relation et j’ai pris mes distances avec mes potes (j’étais jeune hein). J’ai fini par partir au bout de 3 ans, son ego l’a très mal pris (bon c’est normal, mais pas obligé de réagir comme un c***), il a essayé de m’emmerder tout en clamant haut et fort qu’il avait tourné la page. Je ne suis pas rentrée dans son jeu, même s’il m’agaçait sérieusement, et l’envie ne manquait pas de lui dire mes 4 vérités… Mais ça aurait été me mettre à son niveau (et après on dit que la mesquinerie envers les ex est typiquement féminine ^^). Après l’avoir quitté, mes potes m’ont vue redevenir vivante, avec mes blagues à 2 francs, ma joie de vivre, mes fous rires, et j’ai renoué pas mal de contacts, dont avec Maurice. Il n’avait vu mon ex qu’une fois ou deux, il y a plusieurs années. Maurice est gentil mais très cash, il ne mâche pas ses mots, et il a une très mauvaise mémoire des visages. Et surtout il DETESTAIT Marc, car j’étais pas heureuse avec. Donc quand par hasard il s’est retrouvé avec mon ex, sans l’avoir reconnu, il a sorti cette belle réplique ! Quand Maurice me l’a racontée j’étais morte de rire mais en même temps ça ne me faisait pas plaisir de voir que Marc souffrait encore beaucoup malgré son déni… Mais à d’autres pour le consoler. Voilà, rassurez-vous j’ai su prendre parti de mes erreurs, et aujourd’hui je vis une très belle histoire d’amour avec un homme qui m’apporte énormément de bonheur et de joie, mes amis l’adorent, et j’ai le sourire béat scotché aux oreilles :) Donc à tous ceux qui doutent, oui c’est possible, et c’est la plus belle chose qui me sois arrivée... Une des clefs est de faire taire son ego, ça évite la colère et ça donne énormément de paix intérieure :) Bisous, et vive les pieds de chaise, les courroies de distribution, et les cordes de guitare !